Thursday, June 29, 2006
Tuesday, June 20, 2006
Dont give a Horse's Arse
(Overheard at an undisclosed location)
Guy 1:
i want bigger shoulders , pecs , abs and big arms but dont wanna get too big , just 'toned'
my diet is great - i drink diet coke and cereal bars for breakfast and for dinner low fat yogurt and burger with no bap (i was told carbs are bad)
i dont want to go to gym so do 5000 situps three times per day - 900 pressups and bicep curls with a 10kg bar
will i look like brad pitt from fight club ??
Guy 2: (okay not a guy, Guy1's ultra-sycophantic girlfriend)
You already do, skinny soft lad!
Guy 3: (gags)
yes your body will but your face will still look like a horse's arse
I have no idea, why this conversation is relevent at all in any context.... but i cant get it out of my head... Is there actually such a phrase as "horse's arse"? I had developed a suspicipon that "horse's ass" was actually an alternate term for "mule" and not actually to do with farm animals' rear ends. Enough with the etymology already, my ma wants me to have my well deserved bath.
Guy 1:
i want bigger shoulders , pecs , abs and big arms but dont wanna get too big , just 'toned'
my diet is great - i drink diet coke and cereal bars for breakfast and for dinner low fat yogurt and burger with no bap (i was told carbs are bad)
i dont want to go to gym so do 5000 situps three times per day - 900 pressups and bicep curls with a 10kg bar
will i look like brad pitt from fight club ??
Guy 2: (okay not a guy, Guy1's ultra-sycophantic girlfriend)
You already do, skinny soft lad!
Guy 3: (gags)
yes your body will but your face will still look like a horse's arse
I have no idea, why this conversation is relevent at all in any context.... but i cant get it out of my head... Is there actually such a phrase as "horse's arse"? I had developed a suspicipon that "horse's ass" was actually an alternate term for "mule" and not actually to do with farm animals' rear ends. Enough with the etymology already, my ma wants me to have my well deserved bath.
Jennifer Lopez has been shot
Jennifer Lopez, the popular entertainer, has been shot.
UPDATE!
Jennifer Lopez has NOT been shot, not even slightly. I was confusing her with singer Marc Cohn. I apologize for any distress this caused.
Singer Marc Cohn, known for the 1991 smash hit "Walking in Memphis," was shot in the head Sunday during an attempted carjacking in Denver but survived, his manager said Monday.
Our thoughts must be with Mr Cohn's family at this difficult time
UPDATE!
Jennifer Lopez has NOT been shot, not even slightly. I was confusing her with singer Marc Cohn. I apologize for any distress this caused.
Singer Marc Cohn, known for the 1991 smash hit "Walking in Memphis," was shot in the head Sunday during an attempted carjacking in Denver but survived, his manager said Monday.
Our thoughts must be with Mr Cohn's family at this difficult time
Wednesday, June 07, 2006
What have i done ?
Aarghhh ...
i know...
this is going to be another one of those half assed ventures that i'll hardly venture into
i know...
this is going to be another one of those half assed ventures that i'll hardly venture into
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