(Overheard at an undisclosed location)
Guy 1:
i want bigger shoulders , pecs , abs and big arms but dont wanna get too big , just 'toned'
my diet is great - i drink diet coke and cereal bars for breakfast and for dinner low fat yogurt and burger with no bap (i was told carbs are bad)
i dont want to go to gym so do 5000 situps three times per day - 900 pressups and bicep curls with a 10kg bar
will i look like brad pitt from fight club ??
Guy 2: (okay not a guy, Guy1's ultra-sycophantic girlfriend)
You already do, skinny soft lad!
Guy 3: (gags)
yes your body will but your face will still look like a horse's arse
I have no idea, why this conversation is relevent at all in any context.... but i cant get it out of my head... Is there actually such a phrase as "horse's arse"? I had developed a suspicipon that "horse's ass" was actually an alternate term for "mule" and not actually to do with farm animals' rear ends. Enough with the etymology already, my ma wants me to have my well deserved bath.
4 comments:
its a good thing you've started listening to me :D
i must also compliment you on d apt profile.. straightened hair.. negative IQ.. perfect match!
why stop there... you have nothing to add about my train of thoughts ?
shuttle space design... my foot..
my foot?? my foot ... mmm... can feel a post about that coming up
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